How did I become the cruel one? The history books don't say yet, but Lord knows they'll figure it out. I'm a fresh graduate of Washington State University with my Bachelor of Arts in English & Literary Studies. I'm a maker of music, stories, poems, videos, and hurricanes. If I stop you on the street, it's to tell you about the three craziest dreams I had last night. If you stop me on the street, I'll tell you the three craziest dreams I've lived so far.